What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

What is it like to be a Christian in Iran?

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

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“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

-mwahh

What is your favourite true story to tell at a party?

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

What would you change in the "Game of Thrones" storyline if you were one of the writers of the TV series?

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]